Thursday, July 29, 2010

Things that Annoy Me

~I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.~
Moliere
1.Squirrels
2.Facial sweat
3.Alarm clocks
4. A loose sheet corner
5.Cat puke on the carpet just an inch away from the tiled floor
6. Limp handshakes
7. People who point out your flaws like they're doing you a favour (very french of them n'est pas?)
8. When someone says, "I'm sorry to interrupt but...."..No you're not or you wouldn't flipping interrupt!
9 People who push their grocery carts up to your butt while waiting in line at the register. Where's the fire?!
10. Warning about how hot a "hot" beverage is on the paper cup. Are we that helpless? I mean really.

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