Showing posts with label Canada. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Canada. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Book Burning, Gender Studies & Canadian Politics

Tommy Douglas
~Two races share today the soil of Canada.
These people had not always been friends.
But I hasten to say it. There is no longer
any family here but the human family.
 It matters not the language people speak,
or the altars at which they kneel.~


Wilfrid Laurier
First things first. You need to know, dear reader, that I have a lot to say in this blog entry. If you get confused, or my writing is too passionate to understand, let me summarize;

1) - Book Burning can be ignorant and inspiring all at the same time
2) - Some people should either be given space to write a properly thought out column in the Globe and Mail, or not be  published at all
3) - Canadians need to get off their bacon-fat, maple-syrupy rumps and vote not for the status quo, but for what is right (you know right - located precisely deep down in that hollow space somewhere between your stomach and transverse colon).

I have this terrible habit of having conversations with my colleague's while leaning on their door frames, my arms and legs casually crossed.  As annoying as my posture must be, when I'm standing like that, often with a cup of tea in hand, I'm paying that colleague a great compliment. My body language is saying, "Tell me more."

Monday morning I had one such conversation with the chaplain who is fortunate enough to have her office located just next to my own. I'm sure you can imagine her unbridled joy at my constant, verbal run-off. We had a great conversation about our weekends (ok, my weekend), baking, films, art, and finally, the hot topic of the week, especially for students of religious studies; the proposed Koran burning in Florida. 

Florida says it all folks. In my opinion the iconic state of overindulgence, consumerism and all things lacking significant thought. Please note the overwhelming presence there of men sporting white pants and white loafers. Ignorant arrogance flaunted in it's highest form. Enough said.

Our Monday morning conversation, and the conversations that I shared during the weekend evolved into conversations about what it means to be Canadian.  The conversations were not so much about Terry Jones the book burning nutso, but what ding-dongs like him can inspire in us - the democratic voting public. I believe if we separate the emotion of religion from the logic of politics, our political conversations can be inspiring and dare I say futuristically ground breaking. 

Historically our great country is in that awkward stage akin to puberty. We've been around long enough to have our own ideas, but we're hesitant to give up the safety of our tested and true politics. Thats exactly what we need to do in order to break away enough to craft the political future of our dreams. It's often the zealots like Jones who say out loud what the bubba's of our nation are silently thinking. In this case it has inspired anyone with a stitch of logical thought to speak up and out. Sometimes we need the Terry Jones's to irritate our apathetic selves into action.

Since I've been old enough to vote, our politicians have done a great job of just pushing the envelope enough to cheese us off, but not enough for our courteous and apathetic nation of voters to protest. No wonder the number of people inspired to come out of their nice cozy-wozy over-priced, over-sized, over-mortgaged homes is plummeting like a paper plane in detention room.  Canada has always been blah blue or retisent red. Liberal or Conservative - go ahead, live on the edge, flip a coin.  Face it -we're stuck.

Currently Canada is poised on the global high diving board with an opportunity to either dazzle everyone, or make a big, humiliating splash.

You all know by now that I love my Saturday Globe and Mail. I start light in the Life Style section and work my way into the heavier, more thought provoking Cover and Focus sections.  One column that I generally skip is Leah McLaren's.  This week her column, "Man, don't feel like a womyn", held my attention until the very end.

I, like McLaren also attended university when women's studies were not just trendy, but a mandatory part of most liberal arts credits.  In the end, McLaren gives a piece of advice that students should, "Steer clear of trendy men's studies courses and stick with the classics. You'll learn more about men and women in one Shakespearean sonnet than you will in a whole feminist-theory program put together." 

Upon graduation I vowed I would never again use the phrase "patriarchal society", but I also carried with me a vision for the future that included considering all points of view. 

Skip to F3....Drew Hayden Taylor's column, "If you really must torch scriptures, why not start with the Bible?", and Stephen Marche's, "When words go up in flames".  Both writers comment about the proposed Koran burning which was inspired by the proposal to build a mosque near ground zero in New York city. 

Skip McLaren and Hayden. Unless the Globe gives McLaren more space to expound on why we don't need men's studies (like for instance we've been studying history written by men for the last, oh, say, 3 000 years), it's not worth the read. This subject deserves way more discussion, and even that snarky little bit I just put in parenthesis can be argued based on the effect of the women's movement during the past century.

And pul-eaze,  Tayor's further example of taking two religions and pitting them against one another like Ali and Foreman takes us back to the Kindergarten of our existence as a civilization here in the western world. Note here that this is not a comment on the state of aboriginal affairs - it's a statement saying we're in way deeper than figuring out how to separate two bullies on the schoolyard. We have a brawl here people. We need more sophisticated systems for peaceable, equal living. Burying our heads in the classics as McLaren suggests or pitting two out of countless viewpoints against another are poorly thought out solutions to any problem.

Pitting one thing against another, in this case Christianity and Islam, or Christianity and Native Spirituality only inflates the ego of the other.  What I'm suggesting is a more inclusive discussion about how,as Canadians we are going to maintain the political stability of secular politics as our population changes to include more and more new citizens from politically less stable countries.

What I suggest as a first step is that in a very un-Canadian way we wallow in the pride we've worked hard for. Don't get me wrong, I'm not waving a flag in pride over the Japanese interment, the horror of our history for Native Americans, or the type of what I like to call, "cock-rubbing" politics we've allowed our parliament to fall into (watch any debate in our legislatures).  I'm talking about taking pride in being able to speak freely, build a church or mosque, or temple, or sweat lodge without fear someone's going to take our lives for our faith. We need to take a more obvious pride in the health care provision that's quietly being taken away from us like a toddler being weened from their blankie and give a big yank back on that blankie.

Listening to City of Toronto mayoral candidate Rocco Rossi talk about his tunnel/traffic idea, I have a feeling we're in for a big disappointment during the next set of elections.  It's our opportunity. We either dream big now, beyond the centuries old automobile and tunnels to an effective, green-clean-mass-transit-future or get gobbled up in the big compost pile of global, "cock-rubbing", wag-the-dog, Charlie-Wilson's-War, you-scratch-my-back-I'll-scratch-yours politics. 

We don't need liberals or conservatives, bloc-quebecois, or even the I-went-out-of-date-in-the-eighties, waffling NDP party.  We need Gandhi's and Mandela's, and maybe even a great Canadian Tommy Douglas again. Stand up. Be proud, and whatever you do, don't fall for this fear-mongering "throw-your-vote-away" crap.  Vote like you're in your grade 12 social issues class. Vote from that space deep down just between your stomach and your transverse colon.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

The Saturday Globe and Mail


I am so grateful for the ink residue left on my fingertips after I read the Saturday edition of the Globe and Mail. That we live in a country with (relatively) free press is a huge freedom for which we, as Canadians should be more acutely aware and grateful. The newspaper business is dying an agonal death. We’ve turned inward to our computers and hand held devices to take in the narrow band news that interests us personally. On the train, the subway, the bus, we plug in, and disconnect from the rest of the world. My thoughts are echoed by Stuart McLean and a great piece in his weekly CBC Vinyl Cafe stories. He weaves a great memoir about what we lose as a society, as individuals move away from the newsprinted page and disengage with one another debating the issues of the day.


I must confess, I generally read the paper section by section, and I look forward to the Globe Life Style section the most, with Lucy Waverman’s recipes inspiring me to cook and entertain. The rest of the paper inspires the conversation that seasons the food and wine at the table. What would Saturday morning be without the cantankerous, Don Cherry-like in icon status, Christie Blatchford? I mean really, the woman is unrepentant with well-thought out arguments. I don’t always agree, but I certainly admire her chutzpah (and the love she has for her pooch).


A lot of my friends and acquaintances nod their head in agreement when someone moans about depressing news stories, how sensationalized everything is, blah, blah, blah. Well, it’s true sometimes. But, and a big but it is, what the heck do we Canadians really have to report as traumatic, sensational, population-annihilating news? Usually what we count as real news; atrocious natural disasters with astronomical death tolls, and the injustice of corrupt governments don’t make our national news. I mean, come on people, we do a great job of covering up the pathetic nature of our federal government like a Baptist newlywed covers up her knees for goodness sake.


Page A5 of this Saturday’s Globe and Mail includes a quarter-page article by Gloria Galloway about the recent “Tequila Tantrum” had by our federal conservative Veteran’s Affairs Minister Jean-Pierre Blackburn. What a joke. We call this government? We elected these people for a second time?! What the heck are we thinking about?! The whole government is a joke, a bunch of self-important idiots who have latched onto the teet of “almost” stardom and won’t let go. See the article next to this Tequila debacle about Ralph Klein becoming the star of a new game show, as evidence of this goofy politician cum pseudo star phenomenon.


Does it really matter whether your tie is red or blue, or even orange anymore? There seems to be a self indulgent pulse running through our political system, fuelled by bloated expense accounts, zero accountability, a not-so-much-as-apathetic-but-lazy public and a Prime Minister who has learned how to call time-out (recently we have been reminded of the definition of proroguing) whenever there may actually be an intelligent argument coming to light about what the hell is really going on with our U.S. worshipping boys in Ottawa. Really Mr. Harper, just because you have come to be known for crotch-scratching-hockey-game betting, calling national, political time outs is not really that cool.


So, Mr. Blackburn, who according to the article included a $68,000.00 receipt on his 2007 expense report for aircraft rentals, had a hissy fit for not being able to take a big ol’ bottle of booze on a flight. Classy. Mr. Blackburn, less than a year ago announced that our Canadian government was going to spend $358.7 million (MILLION) to tighten up Canadian airport security. Maybe if he weren’t so attached to his booze, he would remember that it’s been a few years since they’ve allowed any liquid over 100ml on board a plane. Oh. Well, my oversight. Not privately hired planes. That’s right, he’s had little experience flying commercial like us lowly, brainwashed Wal-Mart shoppers. Silly me, what was I thinking criticizing this inspiring Canadian (elected) leader?


After the ever present “they” confiscated his tequila, the Minister (OUR ELECTED minister) demanded that security empty the bottle in front of him. What’s wrong Mr. Blackburn? If you can’t party on Canada’s watch and dime, no one else can either? What was he planning, doing body shots off Her Excellency, the Right Honourable Michaelle Jean, Governor General during the next proroguation while she winks across the room at that bad boy Stevie Harper? I hope they confiscated the contraband lemons and salt from his carry on too. Ok, so now I'm getting silly, but it's a reflection of the language and behaviour that we have come to expect and (regretfully) accept from our elected leaders.

So people, as I am ever vigilant in voicing every time we have an election – think really darn hard about for whom you vote. Think about not the type of country you can settle for living in, but about the type of country you are proud to call home. Are we a nation who just votes “so the other party doesn’t get in”, or do we have the fortitude to vote for the change we really want to see? So far, we’ve remained the apathetic blue or red voters we have always historically been. Vote for what you believe in....VOTE – VOTE-VOTE, so we can come out from underneath all of this adolescent political cock rubbing ( see page A9 photo of our Prime Minister accepting a case of beer from the President of the grand old U.S. of A. In payment for a bet they made on a hockey game)that only results in an embarrassing exchange of personal insults across the floor of a very spoiled parliament.


On that note, don’t even get me started about the second article on page A11, “Anglicans accept Pope’s invitation to join Catholic church”, but do go out and buy a newspaper. Get your hands dirty, and engage someone in an intelligent conversation about what is going on in the world. Talk leads to action, and action to the change we want to see in the world.


Read, love, and scatter peace.